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    Benjamin Ahr Harrison lives in Brooklyn. He directs music videos and comedies. He writes screenplays and prose, and occasionally blogs. He takes the occasional photograph and cooks the occasional meal. He never talks about himself in the third person. His production company is called Machine Man Inc.

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    Leader of the Free World

    So theres a lot of extremely uninteresting drama associated with the fact that I was recently duped into purchasing the computer of my dreams. To make a long story short, I bought it to replace a 1 year old machine that I was told was dead when it wasn’t, and I bought it to do a job that I felt confident I would get, but then didn’t. So now I have this machine and no way to pay for it and another perfectly good machine that I really should be using instead. What do I do? Try to use the new thing’s built-in camera to make myself look like George W. Bush. Go me!

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