Benjamin Harrison

Feelin’ Like HD

Benjamin — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:05:32 +0000

Feelin’ Like HD from Benjamin Ahr Harrison on Vimeo.

I finally put an HD version of this video online. I directed this video for Elan Vytal and Unconscious Logic. I also built all the sets and designed the costumes!

Comfort Zone is the Featured Video this Week on HDFEST

Benjamin — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:16:04 +0000

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We Be Rockin’ From the Dree Day to the Suge Night

Benjamin — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 18:42:52 +0000

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

I’m a fan of UCB performer, College Humor personality, and all around megatalent Andree Vermeulen. Hey I didn’t know she had a website!

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Battle Of the Puppets

Benjamin — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:39:55 +0000

I definitely like the Jay-Z puppet better than the Yeezy puppet, which is weird, since the Yeezy puppet is official and the Jay one is not.

I mean that’s basically a photograph of Jay-Z.

I Writed a Novel!

Benjamin — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:50:27 +0000

I decided to take The Motherlode, my post-apocalyptic comedy SF novel(la) and put it in what I think is more or less proper manuscript format and print it out. I was feeling sort of vengeful against a particular tree. Anyways, this is what it looks like. Kind of cool. I wonder what it would be like to try and publish it?

More on Phelps

Benjamin — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 02:44:18 +0000

Well it looks like I wasn’t the only, or even the first person to start spreading true Michael Phelps Facts. Ch-check it out:

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PSA: Don’t Pilot Your Millennium Falcon Drunk

Benjamin — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:19:38 +0000

My boy Brendan sent this along.

Jockin Jockin Jay Z

Benjamin — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:00:21 +0000

BLUEPRINT 3 from kwest on Vimeo.

I couldn’t possibly be more amped about a team up this epic. (via)

And you can download the studio cut.

Michael Phelps Facts

Benjamin — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:26:13 +0000

• Michael Phelps was disqualified from competing in the 1996 Olympics when the IOC determined that running on the surface of the water did not count as “swimming.”

• Michael Phelps won a gold medal incognito as beach volleyball player Kerri Walsh at the XXVIII Olympiad in Athens.

• Michael Jordan cannot hold his bowels in The Presence of Michael Phelps.

• Michael Phelps has been nominated for all of the Nobel Prizes except literature. He razed the city of Stockholm to teach the prize committee some manners.

• Half of Michael Phelps’s training regime remains shrouded in mystery as it takes place on a swamp planet in the Dagoba system. Just who is training him there, or what he is learning is the subject of much speculation.

• Bob Costas is a figment of Michael Phelp’s imagination.

• Barrack Obama pays Michael Phelps a royalty every time he uses the slogan “Yes We Can” or inspires a member of the younger generation.

• McDonald’s tried to low-ball Michael Phelps on an endorsement deal for their new chicken sandwich. In response, Phelps willed Ronald McDonald’s heart to stop.

• In early 2007, Michael Phelps breifly considered the concept of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris spent a week in the hospital.

Look At All This Beautiful Food!

Benjamin — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:12:15 +0000

My new favorite food blog, Consumed (I, This), is almost a riff on the format of The Sartorialist, but for food and (someday, I would hope) drink. That doesn’t exactly do it justice, since the aforementioned fashion blogger doesn’t get to eat his subjects, but the degree to which I feel jealous of these two bloggers is roughly equivalent. Truly they both travel in rarified worlds. The author of Consumed (I, This), however, sometimes invites me into his, as he’s my best friend Michael Hoffman.

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