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    Benjamin Ahr Harrison lives in Brooklyn. He directs music videos and comedies. He writes screenplays and prose, and occasionally blogs. He takes the occasional photograph and cooks the occasional meal. He never talks about himself in the third person. His production company is called Machine Man Inc.

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    Archive for October, 2008

    You Want My MTV?

    Hit the Lights (I’m On), the music video I directed for A. Pinks is on MTV’s new music video site mtvmusic.com! And now that they have correctly added my middle name, I’m ready to start smashing it out to everyone!

    Battleground For Your Heart

    I’ve been getting hella political on here, which is something I’ve been trying to avoid. Can’t be helped. My boy Nate just dropped another hilarious music video.

    Joe the Plumber Attack Ad

    Sarah Palin Facts

    • Sarah Palin can run faster than Usain Bolt, but in the political sense.

    • Sarah Palin shot the last living wooly mammoth from a paleolithic flying machine called “magic.”

    • Sarah Palin’s son Trig is something of a savant, named for his astonishing ability to do advanced trigonometric calculations even though he is a mentally handicapped baby.

    • Sarah Palin receives royalties every time hollywood uses the phrase “aw shucks,” to which she owns copyright.

    • George W. Bush’s nickname for Governor Palin is Athena, Goddess of Heroic Endeavor. Senator Biden’s nickname for her is Saint Jude.

    • Sarah Palin can expertly field-dress a minority voter.

    • Sarah Palin’s had to send an incompetent clone to be interviewed by Katie Couric because she was fighting Muslim Russians on the Alaskan coastline.

    • Sarah Palin has actually read all of the newspapers.

    • On cold nights when it’s time to go to sleep, John McCain lovingly tucks Sarah Palin into his jowls.

    Sign Me Up For This Awful-Looking Anime Robot

    I am all of a sudden, totally succumbed to the hype surrounding Zeno, the atrociously styled superfriend robot that should be hitting store shelves by 2010. Holy crap, it’s the future!

    “The idea is to create a cultural phenomenon and accelerate the use and humanization of the technology,” Hanson said. “Robots have gotten steadily more capable but humans’ expectations that robots should have minds keeps biting robot developers.”

    Ch-check it out.